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Joke of the Day

"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."

"What's the difference between dead babies and salads? I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them"

"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."

"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."

"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"

"Yesterday my friend said he was scoring all of these bitches! It turned out he was just walking 15 pitbulls! Lame..."

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"