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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist, my best friend is gay."

"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"

"Beer isn't a solution Unless you're a chemist."

"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!"

"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."

"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"

"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""

"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas."