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Joke of the Day
"What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple"
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"With Zyan Malik leaving 1D.. *zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West."
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful."
"Oscars night, Leonardo DiCaprio walks to the stage... Steve Harvey follows suit..."
"people who back up into parking spots are worse than serial killers"
"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"
"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."
"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"