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Joke of the Day

"With Zyan Malik leaving 1D.. *zyan malik or whatever leaves 1d. *Kayne West gets in. *kicks everyone out of the band. *there's room for only 1 direction homie. *it's West."

"which part of the centaur carries the centaur babies is it the lady torso or the horse torso and why can't I stop thinking about this"

"Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""that's offensive asshole!"" -The one and only OG Nipple"

"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"

"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."