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Joke of the Day
"The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors."
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"___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."
"i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she's getting frustrated by the language barrier"
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"What do you call a gang of tires? A rubber band"
"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""