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Joke of the Day

"How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)"

"I once farted in an apple store, everyone got mad. It's not my fault they don't have windows..."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"

"My wife said to take the dogs for a walk because they looked like they needed to go out. But I think they're full of crap."

"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"

"Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party? Because they were 50% off!"

"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"

"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"