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Joke of the Day

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles"

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."

"When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word, try yelling ""Finnegan's Biscuits!"" I find it quite satisfying."

"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"

"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"