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Joke of the Day

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn and his wife are separating after 20 years of marriage due to their busy work schedules and him being a maid raper."

"Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on..."

"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"

"I like my women like I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"If men call short women ""petite"", what do women call short men? ""friends"""

"I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."

"So a foreign exchange student asks me: ""Is the word ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther?"" I told them it was either."

"Michael Schumacher. The second most damaging German fuckup in the French Alpines."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"