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Joke of the Day

"You know what the difference is between an chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."

"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."

"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."

"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"