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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."
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"Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives."
"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"
"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."
"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"
"Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"What do you call a gay with a large asshole and a lesbian with a strap-on? A wife and a husband. (My gay friend told me this joke)."
"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."
"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open on the train"
"You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners"