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Joke of the Day
"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""
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"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"
"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"
"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."
"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."
"I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... She replied ""vestigial."""
"In the Bible it was Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve"
"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."
"What do fish use to get high Seaweed ;D"
"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."