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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a black abortion? crime control"
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"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."
"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."
"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"
"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."
"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."
"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"
"Paint thinner? Bullshit. Been painting myself with it all week. Still fat."
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
"Did you hear about the Vatican's new navy? It's the latest in Christian warship."