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Joke of the Day

"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"

"What has bottom on the top? Legs."

"My wife and I always fight about my socks on the floor, so I threw them at her. Was arrested after she told the officers I socked her."

"The History Channel"

"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."

"HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti."

"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."

"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"

"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."

"My wife told me I'm an emotional, emotional, insecure coward. Now I feel depressed. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid she'll leave me any time. **** Dammit, I spoiled it with the double emotional."