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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this."

"Patient: Doctor I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?"

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"How do you reunite the Beatles? With two bullets."

"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died today. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth"

"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."