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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down"
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"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"
"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."
"How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? Tell him he's a duck."
"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... ...It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"
"Why are paraplegics bad project teammates? They never carry their own weight."
"Why did two ferrets decide to meet? They were trying to start a business."
"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"