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Joke of the Day

"Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter."

"What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars."

"What kinda meat does a priest eat on Friday? nun"

"My Grandpa Raymond and his wife live in a retirement community for swingers. What are his favorite underwear made out of? Ray on Paulie's Ester"

"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because he was dead."

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever."

"It costs over 200,000 dollars to raise a child these days. And that's just for alcohol."