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Joke of the Day

"Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts, everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping."

"The less you know, the more you think you do."

"I went to the club last night... They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come On Eilien... and I got kicked out."

"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"

"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."

"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"

"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."

"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."

"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."

"My girlfriend just accused me of being a transvestite I was absolutely furious, so I packed her things and left"