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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."

"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."

"Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar."

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."

"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."