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Joke of the Day
"How does a deaf guy make a girl cum? By reading to her lips"
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"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"
"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."
"*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want? ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*"
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""
"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""
"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""