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Joke of the Day
"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."
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"Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. **X-post : /r/ScienceHumour**"
"Biggest joke on Reddit r/politics"
"Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles."
"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."
"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."
"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."
"What does ABC stand for? American dyslexia association."
"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"