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Joke of the Day

"I tried acting in porn movies but I only had small parts."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of."

"Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas."

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"