108642
Joke of the Day
"The shampoos I'm getting from car wash showers are doing nothing for my hair."
Next Joke
"I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing"
"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."
"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"
"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"
"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."
"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"
"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."