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Joke of the Day
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
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"Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball."
"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"
"I Like my Woman How I Like my Coffee... Hot, in the kitchen, and ready for me when I wake up."
"My parents are in a fight My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors. I hope they find a happy medium"
"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind"
"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."
"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"Just got back from Chernobyl And boy are my legs arms!"
"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"