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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? He found out he was actually 991 feet from the playground."
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"Boss: It's almost quitting time. Drinks? Me: In my top desk drawer. Help yourself. Boss:..."
"Do you eat to much sodium? Na."
"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"
"A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye"
"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way."
"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"
"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"
"hungover at 22: dag gonna be 9 minutes late for work at 39: ...finally, to my faithful cat elroy i leave my cache of nagano '98 olympic pins"