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Joke of the Day

"An American, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are on a plane. I forgot to mention an Arab is also onboard... Kaboom."

"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries ""Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"""

"What kind of pizza do pilots like? Plain."

"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"

"I woke up the other day and had really bad bed head. Never called her again."

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"

"My relationships are like a reddit safe pic. Starts off with great anticipations. No responses for a while. Then ends in empty promises and disappointment."

"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."