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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chinese babies come from? Vachina"
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"Don't be afraid to speak your mind but know when to shut the fcuk up."
"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"
"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."
"I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!"
"Why is math a scumbag? Because it borrows the one and never gives it back."
"Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them."
"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."
"I just want to love someone half as much as a dog loves anyone"
"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"