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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chinese babies come from? Vachina"
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"From a Latin FAQ Q: In latin, when pairing foods with the verb **edo** (""I eat""), what case should you use? A: The om-nom-nominative."
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"
"Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet Becuase the P is silent"
"I renamed my dad ""Death"" in my phone's contacts. Just so I remember that life can always get worse."
"If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts"
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"