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Joke of the Day
"My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail."
Next Joke
"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"
"What did the hat say to the coat stand? You stay here, I'll go on a head."
"What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? Wad up Dawg?"
"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."
"Knuckle Tattoo Idea: * L I V I N G T O O C L O S E T O N U C L E A R W A S T E H A S D I S F I G U R E D M Y B O D Y K I L L M E *"
"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!"
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.       ...I'll show myself out."
"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"