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Joke of the Day

"If I were a ghost, I'd spell ""antidisestablishmentarianism"" on the Ouija board just to waste those idiots' time."

"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."

"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"

"Therapist: When you look in the mirror, what do you see?Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree"

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit? Credit to my friend telling me"

"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."

"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."