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Joke of the Day

"What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common? They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*"

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

"How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him."

"I can't stand sitting down"

"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Husband: Honey, do you know why the chicken crossed over? Wife: No, why? Husband: Because it was from your side!"