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Joke of the Day
"What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common? They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*"
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"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"
"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"
"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."
"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"
"An ISIS attack wouldn't do any damage to Chicago What's one more pot hole?"
"""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs."
"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"