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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"
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"[at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait."
"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."
"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"
"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."
"How do you make 5 pounds of ugly fat really attractive? Put a nipple on it!"
"If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring."
"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."
"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"