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Joke of the Day

"My underwear is spoiled."

"I wrote a poem I dig You dig She digs He digs They dig We dig Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!"

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"I'm reading a book about zero gravity I cant put it down"

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."

"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."