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Joke of the Day

"Naming yo dick 'Pain' for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain..."

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"

"I used to have some jokes concerning noble gasses... but they're argon."

"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."

"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."

"Whats the difference between a dirts bus stop and a crab with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."