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Joke of the Day

"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"

"What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea"

"My friend keeps hiding Disney films in my lunch. I'm fed up."

"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"An indian and an asian walked into a bar They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you."

"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"

"If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop."