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Joke of the Day

"So I went to a zoo the other day... And all it had in it was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"I once knocked out a Champion Boxer... I'm still banned from Crufts."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run."

"Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals ma'am."

"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."

"Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!"

"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."

"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

"There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts."