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Joke of the Day

"What did the abacus say to the adding machine? Calc you later!"

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed."

"Strangers on a Train"

"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."

"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."

"I do shrugs at the gym with like 400 pounds just to show everyone how hard I don't care."

"After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme. Bet you didn't see that one cumin."