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Joke of the Day

"[lightbulb store] owner: ""what watt can i get you?"" me: owner: me: owner: ""did i stutter?"" me: ""i dont know"""

"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"

"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !"

"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore."

"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."