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Joke of the Day

"Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"Dark Joke from my sister when she was 6. Her: How did the dead baby get across the road? Me: How? Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: ....."

"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"

"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."

"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."

"what gets wet as it dries? your sister"

"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"Why did the sick bird come in jail? Because it was an ill-eagle."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaayyyyy! Sounds better with a stereotypical SOA biker voice. I'll show myself out."

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."