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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? I have one here, it's just collecting dust."
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"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."
"Facebook is telling me to ""reconnect"" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday"
"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."
"a goddess makes a six second video da vine"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."
"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"
"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"
"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."