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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ... Those who can count binary and those who can't."

"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"

"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"

"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."

"Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him? ""Can I Have My Rib Back?"""

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Women can split open our bodies & chuck living human beings out of our midsections so how about you go ahead & pay us as much as men."

"Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby."

"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."