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Joke of the Day

"How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change."

"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."

"I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible."

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"

"What do you call the accidental nuclear bombing of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl."

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."

"Au Don't you dare downvote. That joke was pure gold."

"Kanye running for president."

"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"

"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"