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Joke of the Day
"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."
"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"
"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."
"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."