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Joke of the Day

"Then they came for the bins, and I did not speak out, because I was not a bin man, and they were, and that was their job."

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."

"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."

"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."

"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."

"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"

"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."

"How does a woman show she's planning for the future? Plastic Surgery."

"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"