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Joke of the Day
"Two dust pans were dry humping.. I was like dude, get a broom already!"
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"""I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist."" - People who haven't spent time with me yet."
"My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid: ""What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"""
"It's a vagina, not a small business!"
"For Halloween i'm dressing up as a cloud and handing out celebrity nude photos instead of candy."
"My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks..."
"I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... Tiss"
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."
"Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know."
"I wanted to tell you this great Ebola joke. You probably won't get it."