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Joke of the Day

"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."

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"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say ""April Fools!"" & we get our country back?"
"What do women and fuses have in common? They blow when they get turned on."
"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"Last night I met the girl of my dreams... Then I woke up."
"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"My girlfriend's keyboard broke, and she sent me this message. ""HelpmyspacebarisbrokenandIwouldlikeanalternative"" What the hell is a ternative?"
"Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad"
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