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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Santa is getting divorced? Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......"

"Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes."

"My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on."

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"

"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."

"Free wifi! Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?"

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."

"Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points."