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Joke of the Day

"Apathy, lethargy, stationary. Words to live by."

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"

"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."

"Everyone worries about Pao. They should be worried about... Darude Sandstorm"

"captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead"

"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."

"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"

"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"

"My wife is such an air-head I told her not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."

"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."