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Joke of the Day

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he's very well off and he can afford the finest ingredients."

"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."

"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."

"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"

"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."

"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Careful what you wish for!"

"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."