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Joke of the Day

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."

"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"

"TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20. 100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20."

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"

"What is Worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles"

"A headbanger guitar is best made of heavy metal"

"Daddy, what do you think about abortion? Dad: ask your sister. But I don't have a.."

"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."

"Girls, get your abortions NOW in case the Republicans win"