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Joke of the Day

"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"

"What workout routine did Jesus stick to best? Crossfit"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."

"Two kids Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"Why did the girl get grumpy after anal sex? She was butthurt."

"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Why can't you suck air through your fist while bobbing your head back and forth? ;}"

"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."

"If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this: - Tickle it - If HE laughs it's a male - If SHE laughs it's a female"