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Joke of the Day

"I have to be honest, before the Winter Olympics I just thought Canada was a place Michael Moore made up."

"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"

"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."

"The doctor gave a man six months to live. And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him six more."

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."

"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"

"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."