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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"

"So Jared Fogle is heading to prison. I wonder if he'll go for a six inch or try the footlong?"

"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."

"i never make jokes about domestic violence they really hit close to home"

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."

"I've just brought a donut shaped pancake.... Holy Crepe."

"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"

"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."

"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""